
Google is the Patriarchy.
And I’m very curious about how I went from being anti-feminist to theoretically feminist to practically feminist.



I had minor food poisoning once from Brozzetti’s pizza and I couldn’t even THINK about eating pizza again for five years, and this woman is buying beef?
Yeah yeah, everyone says this after one rough morning or another. But I say it in the middle of a sober day in the middle of a set of sober days. It’s just not good. Ok, well it’s only temporarily good. It’s like ice cream and chocolate (neither of which I seem to be able to kick, either). It’s frustrating, and the fact that it’s so hard seems like evidence that I really, really should do this. I know I’ll be happier and healthier if I do. Ok ok ok.
So there you go. I am now publicly accountable.

how are you supposed to drink this shit??

out of a tea cup, of course. gan bei!

Not going to med school = time to start working on my dreads*
Also, I am toying with the idea of getting a very visible tattoo, incase I ever feel inclined to apply again.
*Can people who sweat a lot and shower a lot do this?
Flying kites and model airplanes in Beijing has also been temporarily banned, to the distress of kite enthusiasts.
“Originally, they were all very excited about the holiday,” said Ming Ming, manager of the Sijimantian Kites Cultural Exchange Center, which sells kites and organizes competitions. “Now, they are stuck at home. People are feeling a little annoyed.”
He is not sure what they will do instead. “Most of the people who are interested in kites aren’t really interested in much else,” he said. -NYT
One of my bosses (I don’t really know who “My Boss” is) wants to make yet another website. Another damn website. I asked, what is the difference between this website and the current website? Apparently this new one will have a broader view.
Waste of time! The internet is not going to save us, I don’t know why so many people seem to think it will.
Always entertaining, but this one I saw today takes the mooncake, so far:
ONLY
SLEEP
WITH
THE
BEST

Chinese creator goddess
Eureka! Eureka! Eureka!